Taken from Harbinger's personal files.
Date: 22 Aug 2011
Subject: A really bad Idea takes shape.
New Voice Print recording, Identified Mildread Sands – transcribing…
Is this think on.
Error - Error - Error Voice dictation software is unfamiliar with last statement. Please repeat, please repeat, please repeat. Storing audio file for further transcription.
Digital recording of a rough tapping on microphone
Voice Print recording, Mildread Sands – transcribing…
Ok well I think it is working. Stupid computers! I hate the silly thing. Harbinger I feel stupid sitting here talking to a chunk of plastic. Don't look at me like that, I'll smack that stupid look right off your face.
Any way, This is Mildread Sands for the recorder. I am entering a emergency recorder for the recorder. That didn't sound right. How do I get it to delete stuff. Get out the way I can do it, what ever. I will just go one.
I am putting down a emergency recorder, Harbinger can't speak. It is almost to much to ask for. Anyway know I dea if his tongue will grow back but this is a emergency recorder until he can either learn to type or grow a new tongue or something.
Will you let me alone. You are making talk to this stupid thing the least you can do is let me just do it.
Anyway back to what I was saying the compound is a mess; them damn marines fixed up the place but there is still a mess of things to work out and well now we have gun towers and huge walls and there is talk of more bigger walls and a larger plot of land for us to mind. What don't you mean that isn't improtant. Don't you wave that little chalk board at me! O.K. O.K.! I will stay with the notes!
Damn it I hate him sometimes.
Any way I am supposed to say that there will be another meeting with governement and it looks like they are going to bend over backwards to accommodate the Orc Nation and recognize King Alexie and all that stuff. I am also supposed to say something about there being no more official elves in North American and that their PuFF exception in the US has been pulled they are now free game. I know that's not what you wrote down, but you are long winded ol' fart. What I said covers it fine! I don't got all day to talk to your computer. Learn to type you fossil.
Back to it. Viktor Pitts is still missing and presumed Dead, The Rabbi will be taking over as the Head of the I.B.P.H. so Harbinger can run off and be lazy for a while. He says it is just till he can get back in shape after the torture job the elves did on him but I call bull shit. He is just going to go sit around drink beer, smoke, and play cards with he damn orcs.
What ever Harbinger GO AWAY! He has a bunch of other crap on here but that I think is the most important stuff. The rest he can type or talk one of the others into sitting here all day. I have real work to go do.
This Mildread Sands signing off.
Ok how do stop it? No just tell me what to push. Oh yeah you can't...